A little scream // little cry // little laughter

3,123.3 miles

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

(via vikmats)

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

(via thefuuuucomics)

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via memewhore)

bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

(Source: queerserket, via clannyphantom)

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via thefuuuucomics)

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